Scott Schlachter
| Full Name | Scott Schlachter |
| Nickname | Mr Microphone or The Schlachter Factor depending on who you talk to. |
| Date of Birth | 6/10/67 |
| Place(s) You Call home | San Jose |
| Height | 5' 11" |
| Weight | 180-190 |
| Shoe Size (euro or US) | 12 |
| Bike(s) | Karpiel Disco Volante, Specialized FSR, Stumpjumper M2 |
| Years Mountain Biking/Racing | since 1990 |
| Racing Category | Sport DH and XC, 30+ |
| Favorite Trail/Race | Moab, SDSF, EcdM, Wilder |
| Best Mountain Biking Experience | too many, can't choose. |
| Worst Mountain Biking Experience | Click here for details |
| Likes | Shaney, long technical singletrack descents, fun people, good beer, good fud, snowboarding, scuba, traveling |
| Dislikes | Stupid people, crashing hard, moving, being broke, being sick, mean people, eggs, beans |
| Favorite fud | Everything (but eggs and beans) - I only go downhill now. |
| Toe-may-toe or toe-mah-toe? | Po-ta-toe, wait, what was the question? |
| Wool, cotton, silk, or polyester? | cotton baby |
| Boxers, briefs, G-string? | why, whatever is appropriate for the occasion, of course. |
| Favorite CD | too many to list - anything but country please. |
| Why You Mountain Bike | Totally and completely and utterly addicted. |
| If You Didn't Mountain Bike, You'd... | go nuts. |
| Goals in Life | Be a better rider, start a business someday, travel a whole lot more, raise a family. |
| In High School, Were You a Straight A Student, Nerd, Jock, Geek (check all that apply) | Major stoner, barely graduated from a continuation high school an entire year late. |
| Someone you look up to | Carl Russo (CEO of Cerent), Lance Armstrong, Tomac, Joel, Steven Hawking, Richard Feynman |
| Quote | You're probably never going to look back on your life and say "boy, I wish I would have spent more time at the office..." |
| Something about you that we may not know | I always had long hair up until I was about 22 or 23. |
| If you could invite three people from history, who would they be? | Richard Feynman, William Shakespeare, and Diana Frances Spencer |