Scott Schlachter
| Full Name | Scott Schlachter |
| Nickname | Mr. Microphone |
| Date of Birth | 6/10/67 |
| Height | 5' 11" |
| Weight | too much (~185) |
| Shoe size (euro or US) | 12 |
| Bikes | Santa Cruz Tazmon, Specialized Stumpy FS M2 Comp |
| Years Mountain Biking | since 1990 |
| Racing Category | Sport (XC and DH), Beginner DS |
| Race results history | Just got 16/54 at the 1998 Coyote Classic Downhill, my first Sport DH Race. |
| Favorite ride/trail/race | Moab (the whole area), Crested Butte (the whole area), Downyville (etc.), SDSF, ECdM, Wilder Ranch. |
| Likes | My wife, my Tazmon, my job, good music, and good beer (S.N. Pale Ale) |
| Dislikes | Mean people, people who drive slow in the fast lane that speed up so you can't go around them, and Country-freakin'-music |
| Favorite fud | beer, sweet beer... |
| Toe-may-toe or toe-mah-toe? | May |
| Ketchup or catsup? | Ketch |
| Levi's or Bugle Boy jeans? | Levi's |
| Wool, cotton, silk, or polyester? | Cotton... it feels oh-so-soft next to my hairy bottom. |
| Boxers, briefs, G-string? | Both (not at once dummy) - depends on the situation (i.e. boxers+shorts=funny things poking out that aren't socially acceptable). |
| Favorite CD | Alice-n-Chains Unplugged |
| If you could be anything or anyone, what or who would you be and why? | Me - I'd still be married to my wife that way. |
| Someone you look up to | Bill Clinton (just kiddin') |
| Quote | "2 roads split at a fork, and I took the path less traveled. And that has made all of the difference..." -Robert Frost (I think...) Variation: "If you see a fork in the road take it. If you see a knife and a spoon, take those too." |