Jeff Hane
| Full Name | Jeff R. Hane |
| Nickname | Wild Thang |
| Date of Birth | 3/18/64 |
| Height | 5' 10" |
| Weight | 170 |
| Shoe size (euro or US) | 11 |
| Bikes | Ibis Mojo, Trek 7000 |
| Years Mountain Biking | since 1991 |
| Racing Category | Sport |
| Race results history | Hey, I finish..... |
| Favorite ride/trail/race | El Corte de Madera, Angwin |
| Likes | singletrack, night riding, rock climbing, hiking, traveling, Calvin and Hobbes, and women (not necessarily in that order:) |
| Dislikes | power bars, downhill bikes, TV, lame excuses for not riding and cottage cheese |
| Favorite fud | mango, pasta, sushi, Indian food |
| Toe-may-toe or toe-mah-toe? | a fruit! |
| Ketchup or catsup? | Toe-may-toe |
| Levi's or Bugle Boy jeans? | Long live shorts! |
| Wool, cotton, silk, or polyester? | silk |
| Boxers, briefs, G-string? | au-natural |
| Favorite CD | Nirvana: Nevermind, Tool: Aenima |
| If you could be anything or anyone, what or who would you be and why? | A cross between a pig and a lion. why? Some lions mate over 50 times a day. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Need I say more???? |
| Someone you look up to | my High School Cross Country Coach |
| Quote | "I smoked my first cigarette and kissed my first woman on the same day. I have not had time for tobacco since." -- Arturo Toscanini. and "Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a pack of bastards." |